Mr. Porter is a character from Do The Circulation. He is a middle-aged man who looks rather similar to Mr. Morton. He has two strings of hair on his head like Mr. Morton, glasses, a stringy mustache, a gray suit complete with a green tie, and gray dance shoes. He can shapeshift, apparently, as he is first seen as a short, red-haired overweight jogging woman. His girlfriend is a wild and crazy red-haired skinny woman with flowing red hair.